Hoytus Interruptus – Moose Abuse

March 9th, 2017 by Jeff Hoyt


It’s been 20 years, but the memory is still fresh. Once upon a time, in order to score sweet box seats to a Mariners game for his family, Jeff accepted a job to serve as a human drum kit for the Mariner Moose. It’s a humiliation that apparently has just a two-decade shelf life, as the story has finally surfaced.