Hoytus Interruptus – Cosmic Mulligan

February 9th, 2018 - Posted in

Five years ago this month, a meteorite exploded over Russia, blowing out windows in cars and buildings and injuring over a hundred people. On the same day, as asteroid passed close enough to the Earth to be called a “close call.” In this Hoytus Interruptus, Jeff asks the big What If questions.

When Jeff & Cindy moved to Vashon Island, they left behind a little slice of hidden heaven in Seattle’s north end. Carkeek Park was the only place the Hoyts felt they could live inside the city limits and feel like they were actually living in the country. Now, though, the park has been zoned  for substantial multi-family, […]

Hoytus Interruptus – On Patriotism

September 29th, 2017 - Posted in

Jeff wonders why there are so many different opinions around the protests by NFL players during last week’s national anthem. Perhaps it could be that we have so many different opinions about where patriotism ends and disrespect begins.

Many years ago, before the show entered syndication, Jeff re-united the three voice actors behind almost all of the characters from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle show. With the recent passing of June Foray, who voiced both Rocky the Squirrel and Natasha Fatale, Jeff wanted to tell the story of the day these three iconic […]

 Jeff’s day job as an audiobook narrator often finds him searching the internet for the pronunciation of some insane word or name. What do you do, though, when you still can’t pronounce the word, even after having it laid out for you phonetically? Jeff kept his most embarrassing outtakes.

Hoytus Interruptus – Step Off Onto The Rocks

August 31st, 2017 - Posted in

Not one to get too terribly esoteric, Jeff found some metaphorical enlightenment during a recent walk along Quartermaster Harbor.

Jeff tells the story of the day he and Cindy bought a bag of ice cubes that went to great lengths to make sure we knew we had bought the most magnificent ice cube the world had ever known.

It was the best of flights. It was the worst of flights. Jeff, not one to actively seek out in-flight conversation with the person sitting next to him on a plane, had two experiences this week in which he and his seat mate talked non-stop throughout. One was a fascinating, fun conversation that made the […]

Hoytus Interruptus – Post Game Interview

March 23rd, 2017 - Posted in

What if a sports reporter took all of the banal cliches that athletes dole out literally? It would sound something like this.

  Sometimes when working from home, it becomes difficult to maintain one’s professional credibility in the face of what life can throw at you at any moment.